Thursday, August 28, 2008

'Don't let the door hit you in your sorry ass on your way out!': Americans bid 'farewell' to the worst US 'President' ever!!

The blog, Farewell 43, gives Americans a chance to bid George W. Bush 'farewell'. I think they really mean: GOOD RIDDANCE!

Visit them and post your own 'good riddance' message. Let the very worst frickin' "President" in American history know what you really think.

Following is the test of my 'good riddance' message. Post your own on their site. Here's a link to my comment on Farewell43! See also: Oh, Blessed Day!

Hey George

I would hope the nation you leave behind 'fares well'. You're on your own! Good riddance to you and your slimy ilk!

I am a fourth generation native Texan. My ancestors were in Texas before the railroad. You brought shame and disgrace to the state. You are NO Texan! You're a carpetbagger.

I will not mourn if I never again see your repulsive mug or hear your whiny voice --characterized as it is by a phony Texas accent which you affect. Leave Texas. Go back to Connecticut if Connecticut will have you.

You won't have the Oval Office to hide out in anymore. With any luck and a good federal prosecutor, you may learn what life is like on the lamb or --better --in a federal lock up run by one of the sub-contractors so favored by your GOP locusts.

You once said "The Constitution is just a goddamned piece of paper!" Perhaps, when you wake up one day to find yourself charged with mass murder and other capital crimes, you will learn to love the Constitution and the Bill of Rights in the same way that the profligate embrace the Bible. Many who share your dubious mindset have had such predictable epiphanies inside dull, gray cells.

You said that Saddam Hussein had weapons of mass destruction. He didn't! You lied.

You once said "Bring it on!" Tell that to an honest Federal judge.

You encouraged the American people to believe there were connections between Iraq and 911. There were none. You lied!

You said: "This would be a helluva lot easier if this was a dictatorship"! Then you tried to make it one. For the sake of the nation and the world, I hope you failed!

You claimed you won the 'Trifecta'! Perhaps you call a 'trifecta' 1) America's status as an aggressor nation, 2) its bananna republic status, 3) its collapsing economy due solely to your economic incompetence and utter stupidity.

You said "I know how hard it is for you to put food on your family". You lied!

You said: "Our enemies .. never stop thinking about new ways to harm our country and our people, and neither do we." The lasting harm you inflicted upon our Constitution, the Bill of Rights, the economy is your lasting legacy.

Because YOU lied, over one million civilians in Iraq are dead, many are the result of direct combat like the war crimes perpetrated upon Fallujah -- a heinous crime not unlike the Nazi liquidation of Lidice. It would be fitting if your 'Presidential Library' be housed inside a Holocaust Museum.

There is a Holocaust Museum in Houston. But it's doubtful that it would bother to make room for your crap.

Upon a pack of evil, malicious bald-faced lies and deliberate fabrications, you sent US 'servicemen' into battle against a nation that was never, ever in any way at any time a 'threat' to the US. You lied! US soldiers died by the thousands. They are still mired in Iraq a phony war which will 'live in infamy'.

You represented the selfish, venal interests of just one percent of the nation. You favored them with tax cuts even as you threatened the Social Security that is essential to everyone but your favored few. 'God bless the child that's got his own!'

You were NOT elected. You stole the office.

You did your best to ruin the nation. Your robber baron constituents must be very happy. But with any luck, they will soon be out of luck, as well.

I will not wish you 'good luck'. It would most surely mean 'bad luck' to wish 'good luck' upon one so irredeemably and institutionally evil as you. Tragically, you never had to make your own luck but you may soon have to live with the karma that you have sown. People like you are accustomed to simply buying their luck! With any luck, you will have run out of luck and out of office. Unfortunately for the world, there was always pappa and his cronies to bail you out. We know that you are still AWOL.

It is, rather, to the nation and the rest of the world to whom I say: "Good luck". In your wake, it will be needed. To you, I say: "May you live in interesting times!" That, by the way, is an ancient Chinese curse! Watching your defense of your capital crimes should be interesting, indeed!

There are some old Native American curses, but as you have problems with 5th grade level English, they would be utterly wasted on you. You don't deserve a good curse.

Above were my 'get lost' messages to Bush. Following are others chosen almost at random:
You royally fucked up!

Shakespeare said, “The evil men do lives after them. The good is oft interred with their bones.”

In your case, there is no good to inter. The celebration of your departure from Washington will be overshadowed by the financial and moral debt you’ve left behind.
You, George W. Bush, have done more than any single human being in the history of this country to destroy more than 200 years of American pride and progress. If you have even one shred of decency and any honesty left, you will admit publicly and beg forgiveness of the People for having been party to the theft of the 2000 election; to being guilty of war crimes; to destroying our international reputation; to having been responsible for the deaths of thousands of human beings domestically and abroad; to having had not one shred of concern or compassion for anyone outside your socio-economic status; to burdening future generations with the consequences of your actions; to having furthered the potential destruction of our planet through global warming; and to having done all this for mere power, foolish pride, greed, and money.

Good riddance, George (I don’t dare honor you with the title “Mr. President”). You, Sir, are the WORST President this country has ever seen. You are a national disgrace. We pray to recover some day from all the damage you have caused to us as a nation, and to the world.
Dear Dimbya,

You are a disgrace to this once great country! America is now hated by more people in this world than ever before! Thank you for destroying my homeland!
Hey Georgie,

Thank you for:

Two recessions.

Endless war in Iraq.

Eroding our civil liberties.

Housing foreclosures.

Bailing out corporate criminals.

Corrupting the Justice department for political gain.

Making America hated in the world.

Have a swell retirement, now that you ruined everyone else’s.

Heckuva of a job fella
You have earned your place in history.

As the possibly the dumbest president in US history, certainly the most corrupt, the most coldblooded, most consistent liar and the most arrogant sociopath this country has ever had the misfortune to deal with at such a high level.

You have made huge strides in establishing a third world OILigarchy in a first world nation, cost us the respect of the world and have gone farther than anyone in this nation’s history to destroy the Constitution of the United States which you perjuriously swore to defend.

You have destroyed the checks and balances in government, and also the regulations which kept this nation out of economic disaster since the Great Depression.

You have done more than any previous president to ensure that you successor does not have the leisure vacation time which you have granted yourself during your malfeasance in office.

If you have a hard time reading this, get your wife to help you with the big words, she used to be a teacher.
Thanks, George, for proving to all Americans and the entire world that, indeed, it CAN happen here!
You should have been Impeached. You violated the constitution and international law. You brazenly used the office as a power grab. You’ve disgraced America with your crimes. You have sanctioned torture, and should be impeached and tried for war crimes.

As of today, you have 296 days left in your occupied office. That is 296 days too many. Goodbye to the worst President in history.
H.L. Mencken [wrote],

“As democracy is perfected, the office of president represents more and more closely, the inner soul of the people. On some great and glorious day the plain folks of the land will reach their heart’s desire at last and the White House will be adorned by a downright moron.”

After 7+ years of that reality, I believe the “plain folk” of America realize that the leader of the world’s most powerful nation should be smarter than a 5th grader.
I never thought I would see a president I could not stand more than Dick Nixon. You have made my nightmare come to life. I always thought a president should be able to talk without stuttering and huhing but you have taken the English language to a new low. Please don’t let the door hit you on the way out. Bye.

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