Wednesday, September 22, 2010

David Copperfield vs 'The Magic Muslim'

by Len Hart, The Existentialist Cowboy

David Copperfield cannot hold a candle to Hani Hanjour who walked through a closed cockpit door, hijacked a plane and was raptured in mid-flight just in time not to show up on the official autopsy report!

What a guy!!

Christians should start showing the radical MUSLIMS some respect. None of the Arab 'hijackers' showed up on the official autopsy report nor on the slab! I have yet to see a Christian --magic or otherwise --pull off a miracle on that scale! Amazing!! See: The Magic Christian and the not-yet-released sequel "Ali Baba and the 19 Magic Muslims"
Sir Guy Grand adopts homeless bum Youngman to be heir to his obscene wealth, and immediately begins bringing him into the intricacies of the family business, which is to prey upon people's greed by use of the vast holdings of the Grand empire. They leave no stone unturned as sporting events, restaurants, art galleries, and traditional pheasant hunts turn into lurid displays of bad manners and profiteering. Things climax at the social event of the season, the inaugural voyage of the new pleasure cruiser The Magic Christian.

--Synopsis, The Magic Christian
It was the Washington Post that reported that Hani Hanjour did not have a ticket. You think that's going to slow down a guy who can walk through solid doors? C'mon!


David Copperfield walked through the Great Wall of China and, earlier, made the Statue of Liberty disappear without the use of explosives laced with nano-thermite! Now --show me a terrorist who can pull that off! Clearly, the terrorists cheated. They used nano-thermite which has been found, tested, verified, and written up by physicists in a peer-reviewed paper. They cheated!

Why would you be surprised that there are no Arab names on the official autopsy report of Pentagon victims? Clearly --they were raptured! What's that? You think they were beamed off board and snagged by a tractor beam! Don't be ridiculous!

To paraphrase William Jennings Bryan from the Scope's 'Monkey Trial' in Dayton, TN, 'one miracle is just as easy to believe as another!' Ergo: Jesus forgave the Muslims and raptured them on the spot, in mid-air! There is no other explanation!

Say what you will about 'Magic Muslims'! What about the 'Magic Christian'? Well, like the Titanic, the 'Magic Christian' was in danger of sinking on its maiden voyage, a surrealistic farce of greed and stupidity! We have been living on the Magic Christian --a doomed if spectacular ship!

Following is David Copperfield whose 'shadow' got through the Great Wall of China only to be hung up on the other side by a frickin' bed sheet!




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A Republican Ransom: Just Say No!

by Doug Drenkow, Guest Columnist

Let me get this straight. The GOP, under Geo. W. Bush (Remember him? Trillions for the rich. Diddly squat for the rest of us), crashed and trashed the U.S. and world economy, threw millions of Americans out of their jobs -- those jobs not already sent overseas -- gambled away trillions of hard-earned life-savings, and sank millions of home mortgages underwater.

Ever since then, in almost perfect lockstep, the Republicans in Congress have threatened, delayed, filibustered, and in every other way they could think of obstructed every single piece of legislation that offered help in any way, shape, or form to those millions thrown out of work, those millions more far-underemployed, teachers and nurses and firefighters and police facing layoffs by state and local governments in crisis, and all the rest of us everyday Americans wanting nothing more than to provide for our families and to make a worthwhile contribution to our nation but threatened with abject ruin at every turn.
Now, what we Democrats were able to accomplish -- only half of what we tried our damnedest to do -- has stopped our economy from going completely off the cliff but has not done nearly enough to get our great nation back up on its feet again. Meanwhile, the very same Party of No that would rather grind our party and country down into poverty than let any but the wealthiest of us succeed, has the unmitigated gall to blame all the remaining disaster -- which anyone with half a brain knows they created in the first place -- on us!
And as if all that wasn't enough, they are demanding trillions more in tax breaks for the rich -- who, thanks to Geo. W. and his gang, got almost all the wealth working Americans created even before things all went bust.
Holding millions of honest, dying-to-be-hard-working Americans hostage, while demanding a huge ransom be paid? As an American and a human being, I'm disgraced and disgusted to say that there is just one word for what today's Republican Party is committing: EXTORTION!

So the choice in this upcoming election is clear, if not exactly how it has been so carefully framed by the GOP strategists and so vehemently, sometimes violently echoed by their Tea Party dupes (Yes, all you following Rush Limbaugh, Glenn Beck, Sarah Palin, and all those other pathological liars, self-righteous hypocrites, and blithering idiots, you're being played -- like a Stradivarius -- for fools! It would be bad enough if you were just cutting your own economic throats; but by fighting financial and health care and other vital reforms, you're trying to take all the rest of us down with you. God bless you for trying to be patriots; but in effect, you've been helping the "kings" try to hang us all together!).
Yes, the "conventional wisdom" is that this election is being primarily fought between those who favor more job creation by government spending and those who favor balancing the budget, by cutting Social Security and other benefits for working families (cutting taxes for the rich apparently doesn't count in their no-account accounting, since most of our record-setting deficits are the result of the Bush tax cuts, mostly for the rich, and unfunded wars). But that "government spending vs. budget balancing" frame for this election -- with the "prudent balancers" said to be overwhelming the "reckless spenders" -- doesn't really fit the facts. Polls show most Americans favor job creation -- like green job creation, as to compete with the Chinese, or long-overdue repairs to our vital infrastructure, or ... the list of work needing to be done is even longer than the list of people needing to work -- but very few Americans are as worried about our running deficits in the short-run, at this very critical time: Unlike many (thankfully not all) of our most learned economists, most everyday people realize that we'll never be able to prosper again, let alone pay off our debts, if we don't get people back to work again.
Instead, what we do have in Election 2010 is the oldest, ongoing struggle in the history of the world: The most corrupt -- and short-sighted -- of the powers-that-be are doing everything in their power to keep on taking and taking from all those whose work actually creates the wealth that they horde. And if they succeed in killing the goose that lays the golden eggs -- a gainfully and fully employed working and middle class -- then all of us -- rich, poor, and everyone in the middle -- will ultimately become poorer. Believe it. As horrible, or as threatening, as things are for millions of Americans right now, they can -- and will -- get worse, much worse, for us all, if we let those who drove us to the edge of the abyss get back into power, and drive us right over that cliff, into another Depression.
Do not -- DO NOT -- let them.
No matter how slight or great the shortcomings of any Democrats in power, at least they pulled and pushed in the right direction overall. And those who fault the president had best remember not only the historic accomplishments of his leadership --from the sheer size of the rescue package, which saved millions though still not enough jobs, to the health plan, which will save and improve countless lives, and the financial reform, making the system much less likely to crash than before. And remember, too, that some of the best bills or best portions of bills passed by the House, almost all of which the president very publicly supported, died like all too many others in the chamber of the Senate. If in the weeks, months, and years to come we demand even more of our leaders -- like an end to the filibuster, at least as we know it, with a simple majority-vote change to the rules at the start of the new Congress (as we must work to assure we continue to control) -- then most of our leaders will follow, ironically yet democratically.

But if we pay the ransom, give in to the demands, the EXTORTION of the Republicans -- marching in lockstep against everything we have tried to do to help, and speaking out in favor of everything that got us into this Great Recession in the first place -- then we will deserve the hell we will pay. But our children will not deserve it. Nor will our childrens' children. Nor will any of those who will inherit a nation once great, then sacrificed on an altar of greed. I believe we are much better than that. We are Americans.

Monday, September 20, 2010

911: High Treason and Conspiracy to Commit Mass Murder

by Len Hart, The Existentialist Cowboy

Only the guilty or accomplices are sufficiently motivated to cover up a crime. 911 was a crime. The entity bearing most if not all of the responsibility for the cover up of this crime of mass murder and high treason is the U.S. Government itself with help from Citizen 'Lucky' Larry Silverstein.

If the government participated in any way with either the planning, the crime or the cover-up of this crime against a sovereign people, then the government is no longer legitimate and those ordering these crimes against the people are subject to the penalty of death. This government, to paraphrase Thomas Jefferson and our founders at the Constitutional Convention must be replaced.
We hold these truths to be self-evident, that all men are created equal, that they are endowed by their Creator with certain unalienable Rights, that among these are Life, Liberty and the pursuit of Happiness. — That to secure these rights, Governments are instituted among Men, deriving their just powers from the consent of the governed, — That whenever any Form of Government becomes destructive of these ends, it is the Right of the People to alter or to abolish it, and to institute new Government, laying its foundation on such principles and organizing its powers in such form, as to them shall seem most likely to effect their Safety and Happiness.
--Thomas Jefferson, Declaration of Independence
Round Up the Usual Suspects

The 'usual suspects' are those having method, motive and opportunity. Those ordering the cover-up top the list of suspects, at the top: George W. Bush who most certainly gave Dick Cheney the green light, the wink, the nod, the back slaps on behalf of Dick Cheney's co-conspirators who must, as beneficiaries of this heinous crime, bear their fair share of the responsibility.
  • Bush is personally responsible for his order to destroy physical evidence of mass murder and/or high treason destroyed. Bush's orders are crimes in themselves and evidence of his complicity in the very crimes that they were intended to cover up.
  • Bush opposed the creation of the 911 Commission and worked to subvert it when it was created.
  • Bush warned against 'outrageous conspiracy theories' when, in fact, it was his administration that offered up the most outrageous conspiracy theory of them all: a ludicrous story that reads like a re-write of Ala Baba and his 40 thieves.
  • It is the pernicious legacy of 911 that it was exploited by Bush, the GOP, the U.S. right wing to silence dissent, to silence America.
By their actions, verifiable in the public record, the entire administration of Bush/Cheney should be immediately charged with acts of obstruction of justice. Bush himself tried to protect himself and his co-conspirators, denouncing 'conspiracy theorists' as he attributed 911 to a conspiracy of Middle Eastern terrorists. It was Bush who actively participated in one and benefited from it.

The Bush attack on Iraq was --on its face --a war of naked aggression in violation of US Codes, Title 18, Section 2441. Bush should be required to prove his baseless assertion that Iraq posed an imminent threat, an impossible task in light of:
  • the 'dodgy dossier'
  • UN reports denying that WMD existed
  • US failure to find the alleged WMD
  • Dick Cheney's pre-war plans to carve the oil fields of Iraq among oil industry partners et al.
PNAC 'plans' confirming the conspiratorial nature of Bush/Cheney designs on the oil fields of the Middle East include the infamous PNAC document, a product of the NEOCON Project for a New American Century. It outlines the NEOCON agenda:
  • Attack Iraq upon a 'caltalyzing event'
  • Seize the oil fields of the middle east.
Smoking gun: Bush's NAME on the order to attack, invade Iraq is a rather open and shut case.


Johnny Cochran said: "If it does not fit, you must acquit!" Likewise, if there is no wreckage, the Bush cover story falls apart. Similarly, if there is no wreckage traceable to a 757, then you must discard the Bush official conspiracy theory. The house of cards has already collapsed.

If a 757 had crashed the Pentagon, the wings would have been found on the Pentagon lawn. They were never found!

If a 757 had crashed the Pentagon, two huge titanium/steel alloy engine rotors, each about 12-15 ft in diameter, would have been recovered; they were, after all, designed to withstand the intense heat inside jet engines. Those rotors were never found. Don't let anyone tell you that they 'vaporized'!

If a 757 had crashed the Pentagon, wreckage totaling about 60 to 80 tons would have been recovered, and, as was the case at Lockerbie and every other airliner crash, re-assembled as a part of a real investigation. Matter does not disappear, vanish, or pop through wormholes at speeds less than that of light. It's an elementary principle: the conservation of matter and energy. Nevertheless, upon orders from George W. Bush no such investigation was ever undertaken.
Only one engine compressor rotor was found. It is about one third the size of each of two rotors that would have been found had a 757 crashed the Pentagon. High rez photos of this single rotor are available on the internet.

It is, however, just about the right size to have been left behind by a U.S. Global Hawk, a payload carrying missile that was, in fact, flown from the west coast to Australia (where it was landed) all completely by remote control. I urge the Rolls-Royce company to come forward; identify this wreckage from the high rez photos which survived. Bushco, of course, ordered the real thing destroyed or disposed up along with everything else that was recovered on the Pentagon lawn. [The U.S. Global Hawk above, painted or 'shopped', to look enough like an AA airliner to have crashed the Pentagon. It has one rotor. Only one rotor was found!]

Where Were the 'Dead' Hijackers?

That no one knows is a big and fatal hole in the 'official conspiracy theory' of George W. Bush, Dick Cheney and fellow conspirators Larry Silverstein, Condo Rice, Donald Rumsfeld, and schlemiels throughout the so-called "Jewish Lobby" on K-street!
Craig [Bonesman Greg Craig] concealed the financial funding for 9/11 that was tied to the Deutsche Bank and an Israeli Mossad company on German soil named International Consultants on Targeted Security, which is tied directly to an East German DVD cargo company named Seehafen Rostock, which is owned by none other than 9/11 co-conspirator, Israeli Mossad asset Larry Silverstein who had an AIG insurance policy on the World Trade Center twin towers on the day of 9/11 itself.
-- Skull and Bonesman Greg Craig Indicted
If Arab hijackers were known by name and additionally 'known' to have been on board Flt 77, it is reasonable to conclude, therefore, that they were autopsied as were other victims. But where were their bodies? Where are their names on the only official, admissible document relating to the crash of Flt 77: the official autopsy report? There are --in fact --no Arab names whatsoever on the only official list of victims, the official autopsy report that was released to Dr. Olmsted in response to his FOIA request.

Let's consider a few of these anomalies that render the official theory not only impossible but ludicrous. The belief in it should embarrass anyone claiming to be a skeptic, humiliate any 'scientist' failing to point out the astronomically improbable succession of miracles that are required for such a thing to happen. Are you reading this Michael Shermer? What was that about skepticism?

To believe Bushco's 'not ready for Vegas' routine:
  1. You must believe that a 757 crashed into the Pentagon and disappeared without a trace, a violation of the laws of physics, specifically, the conservation of matter and energy.
  2. You must believe that soft aluminum can penetrate hard steel despite the fact that if that were so Wenger would make the blades of its Swiss Army knives of Aluminum. They don't!
  3. You must believe that for some weird and un-recorded reason airlines decided to press into service flights that had not/were not scheduled to fly (mothballed) for some six months.
  4. You must believe that Arab hijackers were either 'raptured' or jumped out of Flt 77; there are absolutely no Arab names on the official autopsy report, no hard or admissible evidence that they ever existed.
  5. You must believe the aluminum body of a 757 vaporized as no scrap traceable to an airliner of any sort was ever found at the Pentagon.
  6. You must believe that Hani Hanjour got on board without a ticket and without creating any kind of suspicion prior to his boarding. Perhaps he made himself invisible!
  7. You must believe that Hani Hanjour, like David Copperfield, walked through a closed door! NTSB data released via an FOIA proves that the cabin door was never opened during the flight. How did Hani get in? For that matter --how did he get on board? There is, in fact, no evidence whatsoever that he did! Nor is his name or the names of any other 'terrorist/Arab' to be found on the only official list of passengers --the OFFICIAL autopsy report.
  8. You must believe that Flt 77 managed to manifest itself in two places at the same instant: NTSB puts Flt 77 at some 200 ft above the Pentagon at the time of impact.
  9. You must believe that because no fuselage traceable to a 757 was ever found at the Pentagon, it must have 'vaporized' in the heat.
  10. You must believe that the source of that heat was greater than that on the surface of the sun itself --some 10000 degrees F. Al will not vaporize at temperatures less than 11000 degrees F!
And while believing that the fuselage vaporized, you must also believe that victims were DNA identified. But --how is that possible? DNA literally melts at varying temps between about 400 to 500 degrees F.

So --which is it? Were they DNA ID'd? Or did the Aluminum fuselage vaporize?

Which is it?

It cannot be both ways! In fact, it is neither! This merely proves how utterly ludicrous is this theory and more so because seemingly 'intelligent' people have succumbed to this utter crap!

Conan Doyle's character Sherlock Holmes said:
"When you have eliminated the impossible whatever remains however implausible must be the truth!"
You can eliminate the 'official conspiracy theory of 911' as being utterly impossible. That it is also ludicrous and insulting to intelligent people merely belabors the point.
Silverstein had Method, Motive and Opportunity.

Of itself, this aspect of the story is worthy of several books. The curtain rises upon a despondent, ugly gnomish schlemiel named 'Lucky' Larry Silverstein who is, interestingly, on record, video tape to be precise, saying in fact that WTC 7, his property, was 'pulled'. 'Pulled' means 'controlled demolition'. Controlled demolition means that the building so 'pulled' was prepped carefully in advance. In advance of what? A pretext! A cover! Lucky Larry was not just lucky. No one rolls the dice on a bet of several billion bucks. Lucky Larry was not lucky, just crooked!
When someone like Lucky Larry buys a nearly worthless building --at any price --you have good reason to question his motives and his plans. We are not talking about a weekend 'fixer upper' to be flipped within a week or a month. No --the World Trade center buildings were huge, expensive, asbestos-ridden white elephants. It would have cost several fortunes to demolish them. But Lucky Larry got an offer he could not refuse, in fact, a Faustian bargain! Oy vay! Such a deal, already!!

Within a mere six weeks of his purchase, Larry doubles his insurance policy. Just six weeks later, Lucky Larry sees his property destroyed in an act of precise timing not witnessed since Moses (or was it God) parted the Red Sea. Within six weeks, Lucky Larry sees his property, his white elephant, his money pit, utterly destroyed. So far, Lucky Larry is on a roll and has gotten away with it.

Silverstein's 911 insurance payoff is estimated at some 17-billion-dollars. Let me repeat that: that's BILLION dollars! But IF 911 had NOT occurred, Silverstein would most certainly have lost his schlemiely ass. The May 2001 issue of Business Ins. mag reports that critical money hemorrhaging at the white elephants of the WTC plagued by low vacancy rates and the utter lack of modern communications. Larry's decision to take out a 99-year-lease on WTC makes absolutely no sense unless he knew something that few others knew. Indeed, Lucky Larry took over the rest of the World Trade Center on July 24th, 2001--a mere 6 weeks before 911.

The previous owner was the New York Port Authority which had carried a grand total of 1.5 billion dollars of insurance for all of the buildings. Lucky Larry, upside down at the the time, demanded, got, 3.5 billion worth of insurance, payable in cash if the WTC were to be destroyed. It was destroyed and Larry was seen smiling on 911.

I am naming names. There is probable cause to arrest and charge Lucky Larry right now! Many another less well-connected crook has been indicted upon much less 'probable cause' in other cases. But --as we have learned --911 is a special case which suspended habeas corpus, the burden of proof, the rule of law, indeed, the Constitution itself!

Lucky Larry just happened to have been a very close personal friend of Benyamin Netanyahu, a radical zionist credited with having invented the "war on terror" back in 1979. Netanyahu is on record celebrating the 911 attacks! This man is a friend??
  1. Some facts about 911: NO STEEL BUILDING has ever collapsed due to fire
  2. NO steel building has ever 'just weakened' to the point of collapse.
  3. the presence of nano-thermite has been confirmed and peer-reviewed by some 20 or so physicists
  4. Physicists have like-wise confirmed that 'steel' was --in fact --turned to dust at WTC on 911.
Turning steel to dust requires serious planning and demolition. Kerosene fires were spent very rapidly. Kerosene cannot account for the reduction of industrial steel to dust! That so many have bought this lie is an indictment of the American educational system at all levels.

I am not an 'anomaly theorist'. The word anomaly, often used by Bush partisans and official theorists, does not prove or support Bush's official conspiracy theory of 19 hijackers. Anomaly is a cop out! There is no record, no proof, no evidence that any alleged hijacker ever got on any flight on 911. Chalking it all up to 'anomaly' is a cop out that neither explains nor proves anything.

The Washington Post said that Hani Hanjour did not have a ticket. Then how did he get on baord Flt 77? For that matter, how did he get off? There is no wreckage traceable to ANY 757 at the pentagon. NONE. Nor are there any Arab names on the official autopsy report! Explain that! Are Arabs magicians or something? Are we expected to believe that Muslims were raptured by a Christian 'God'?

About New York --WTC 7 was not struck by airliners; yet its collapse was reported by the BBC before it occurred. But why did it collapse? It was prepared well in advance as any CD expert will tell you is required. Who else but Silverstein could have taken out the insurance policy on this property?
We need to hear the whole story about what happened on 9/11/01. But no one is going to give it to us. This is my story, which is at least plausible and probably quite more than that. I am sure it is not perfect and would welcome new, more relevant facts or corrections. Here are the kinds of people necessary to carry out the plot that I have just described:


Obviously, 9/11 was the result of much planning. No one, not even those who support the official theory, disputes that this event was the result of a conspiracy. And those who conspire are criminals. We need to find those who fit the typical definition of a criminal suspect, those who had the means, the motive and the opportunity to commit the crime: Means ± They had to have the ability to jam or confuse air defense, schedule simulations,directly influence or control mass media, control public opinion and federal courts over a close election (2000) to ensure George W. Bushs installation as president, place explosives and/or usenew technology to demolish WTC buildings.


They had to belong or sympathize with groups like PNAC, the Project for the New American Century (which wanted a ³New Pearl Harbor´ to give the government latitude to start perpetual wars), declare our enemy (Osama bin Laden, Muslims, Arabs, etc.), unite the nation behind the radical neo-con/PNAC strategy, and put the public in emergency mode where they are susceptible to drastic measures like Patriot Act. Opportunity ± They needed to take advantage of one day when the plan came together without warning to everyone but them. Who has all three of these factors? ± One person has all three factors without a doubt and should be the leading suspect: then-Vice President Dick Cheney. He also had access to help from several groups of people, such as neo-conservatives and Mossad agents, who had access to airports and airplanes used in the plot. So, what was their plan? Obviously, we cannot go inside their minds as they prepared the plot, but we can look back at what happened and surmise their intentions.

The Plan The plotters used a handful of intelligence agents to board or pretend to board specific flights and who secretly went to operation center to fake cell phone calls to family and friends of the fake passengers. They made sure enough people were killed at the World Trade Center and Pentagon by explosives and/or other devices to scare the public into accepting ³retaliation´ on new enemies like Afghanistan (whom the Bush Administration had already secretly planned to invade). They covered up evidence that contradicts official story, for example by feeding information to the mass media about specific planes, passengers, etc. They may have used mock funerals (based on the Operation Northwoods plan) to convince the public of plane passenger deaths.

Dean Hartwell, Misdirection: The Real Terrorists Copyright 2010
Also see: Dean T. Hartwell: Misdirection: Following the Plot, Execution and Cover-up of 9/11 Crimes