Wednesday, September 22, 2010

David Copperfield vs 'The Magic Muslim'

by Len Hart, The Existentialist Cowboy

David Copperfield cannot hold a candle to Hani Hanjour who walked through a closed cockpit door, hijacked a plane and was raptured in mid-flight just in time not to show up on the official autopsy report!

What a guy!!

Christians should start showing the radical MUSLIMS some respect. None of the Arab 'hijackers' showed up on the official autopsy report nor on the slab! I have yet to see a Christian --magic or otherwise --pull off a miracle on that scale! Amazing!! See: The Magic Christian and the not-yet-released sequel "Ali Baba and the 19 Magic Muslims"
Sir Guy Grand adopts homeless bum Youngman to be heir to his obscene wealth, and immediately begins bringing him into the intricacies of the family business, which is to prey upon people's greed by use of the vast holdings of the Grand empire. They leave no stone unturned as sporting events, restaurants, art galleries, and traditional pheasant hunts turn into lurid displays of bad manners and profiteering. Things climax at the social event of the season, the inaugural voyage of the new pleasure cruiser The Magic Christian.

--Synopsis, The Magic Christian
It was the Washington Post that reported that Hani Hanjour did not have a ticket. You think that's going to slow down a guy who can walk through solid doors? C'mon!

Hey!

David Copperfield walked through the Great Wall of China and, earlier, made the Statue of Liberty disappear without the use of explosives laced with nano-thermite! Now --show me a terrorist who can pull that off! Clearly, the terrorists cheated. They used nano-thermite which has been found, tested, verified, and written up by physicists in a peer-reviewed paper. They cheated!

Why would you be surprised that there are no Arab names on the official autopsy report of Pentagon victims? Clearly --they were raptured! What's that? You think they were beamed off board and snagged by a tractor beam! Don't be ridiculous!

To paraphrase William Jennings Bryan from the Scope's 'Monkey Trial' in Dayton, TN, 'one miracle is just as easy to believe as another!' Ergo: Jesus forgave the Muslims and raptured them on the spot, in mid-air! There is no other explanation!

Say what you will about 'Magic Muslims'! What about the 'Magic Christian'? Well, like the Titanic, the 'Magic Christian' was in danger of sinking on its maiden voyage, a surrealistic farce of greed and stupidity! We have been living on the Magic Christian --a doomed if spectacular ship!

Following is David Copperfield whose 'shadow' got through the Great Wall of China only to be hung up on the other side by a frickin' bed sheet!


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